Chapelle's Show

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 12:04:45 GMT

5:03 AM... Class in 6 hours... I gotta find what makes me happy

graduation... junes

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 07:44:51 GMT

hmm... long time no update...

well, went to june's graduation today at davis... it was hot as hell.. probably about 90 degrees outside... didnt help that i was wearing black trousers, brown shirt and tie... graduation at UCD reminds me of my graduation last year, oh so fast, one year.. UCD students are pretty crazy... not only do they bounce beach balls, people were throwing hella flour tortillas... the boring ass chancellor was talking, people were throwing so many tortillas that the chancellor cut his speech short.. that was pretty cool.... i remember going to my cousin andy's UCD graduation maybe six years ago, that shit was HELLA long... junes wasn't two bad, the ceremony itself was only about 2 hours, but we had to wait 45 mins for it to get started... oh yeah, this ghetto asian guy was throwing streamers and playing cards out.. which is ok, except that HE wasn't graduating... what a jack ass...

went to eat dinner with june and her folks... sacramento has a real lack of authentic chinese food, hence, anything halfway decent is equivalent to so so chinese food elsewhere, and if it really is good tasting chinese food, you overpay for it. So we go to this place called Frank Fat's, its in downtown Sac, looks hella ghetto outside. Inside is pretty dark.. all the wait staff is black, white and mexican! There's only a couple people that work there that are chinese... i've never been inside P.F. Chang's but i think its the same idea here... so we get the fathers day special, which is NY steak, honey walnut prawns, garlic shrimp, fried rice and banana cream pie. For like $22 a person. Dude, the NY steak for five people wasn't 5 steaks, it was like one big steak, cut up.. so everyone got four mouthfuls of steak... food was above avg, but portions were SOOOO SMALL. for $100+!!!! What a fuckin rip off... i know june just wanted her dad to have a good meal, and yeah, aint shit for choices for chinese food out in sac area.. by the way, whats up with too much MSG in chinese food... june and i went dim sum on saturday in the only decent dim sum place in sac (cost ME $27) and afterwards, i fell into a 2 hour nap/coma induced by MSG laced dim sum. At least i won $80 at the new casino up by sac playing blackjack (i played all of about 5 minutes ... 5 hands, won 25, won 25, lost 50, won 30, won 50)... that just covers food and gas...

Thu, 08 May 2003 07:10:19 GMT

life is hard... timing is everything...

lack of fast twitch muscle fibers...

Fri, 02 May 2003 07:57:50 GMT

for those of you dont know, there are two types of muscle fibers.. slow twitch: go forever, but not very fast. fast twitch: go fast, but little endurance. I have basically ALL slow twitch.. which doesnt help when you're playing pick up basketball in oakland, with teenage thug asian boys. Arrgh.. so slow!!! I need to get in better shape, and get faster. Ahh... so many things to bitch about... but what basically sums things up for me is this... i ate panda express on wednesday afternoon, and cracked open my fortune cookie, my fortune read: "IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU MUST EARN IT" enough said...

ok, a real update

Wed, 02 Apr 2003 09:51:34 GMT

shit..... ok, where to start. Last friday night, went clubbin... first time in a while. You can see pics of me, my girl and friends at the club on my cuzin steevay's LJ. Anyhow, it was pretty cool.... cuz i was 1/2 way drunk most of the night... juno made me dance.. it was ok, so many people that it got hella hot. Anyhow, leave the club at about 2.30 AM, and turns out some muthafuck broke juno's window and took the shit outta the backseat of her car... that was a bummer. Smoked a doobie for the first time in a couple years... i got fuckin lit!!! We were at the diner, and i ended up ordering just a cup of soup, cuz i forgot what i originally wanted... dropped some saltines up in my soup, and due to my distorted, slower perception, by the time i turned around to my soup again, the saltines had turned into malt-o-meal. Shit. Anyways, got home at about 5 AM. Still felt after effects of the mary jane the next day... So sunday, i go to junkyard with juno to get a car window to replace hers. This junkyard is a do it yourself outfit, and we didn't bring any tools. I end up prying out a window from a totaled volvo, using a metal rod and a pocketknife i find on the ground, plus a monkey wrench i borrow from some dude. The window costs $26 (compared to i assume, $100 and up at a car dealer or glass place) So we go to Stockton to get it put in by a friends dad. My homeboy Ed, lives out in a place where his yard is so damn big, this fool has GOATS in his yard. So we go to his neighbors yard (where they have like 15 goats) and try to "herd" in a baby goat. ahhaha... we had to separate the baby goat from the rest of the herd. That little goat was hella strong man! Lil piece of shit is like all muscle. When i picked it up, it bleated at me hella loud "bwaaahhhhhh" scared the crap outta me. yeah... eventful weekend eh?? Too much fun for me. I wanna smoke out again, but have precious few brain cells left... must conserve.

Nothin betta to write about.... so ANOTHER SURVEY

Wed, 02 Apr 2003 09:41:51 GMT

[name] Wayne
[age] 23 (gettin old mofo)
[sign] Virgo
[boy] yes, i am
[girl] as many as i can get
[school] hate it
[grade] uh... senior part 2?

[favorite]:
[color] solids
[food] something filling
[song] too many
[book] sports
[person] they know who they are
[teacher] ehh... most were from elementary school in berkeley
[class] my online class i dont go to
[school] longfellow middle school
[musician] ehh... beethoven, cuz i can spell his name
[bf/gf] J Li, shes my queen bee
[candy] hersheys special dark chocolate
[flower] what would i do with that
[game] NBA Live 2001
[drink] water, OJ, nonfat milk, chocolate milk
[snack] nah
[number] 19
[mode of transportation] car, sometimes my feet
[cartoon] the simpsons
[animal] dog, not those bitch ass little ones either
[bird] the one on the middle of my hand
[cd] ummmmm, have to buy new ones

[first thought that come to mind about]:
[school] sigh.. what am i doing here
[family] ups and downs...
[friends] ..........
[significant other] always sleeping
[your best friend] no one fits that category anymore
[your first friend] william, some mexican kid
[your first enemy] hahaha.. dont even know
[enemies] you want me to list them?
[yourself] sloth
[first rose] prom?
[last rose] dunno
[first stuffed animal given to you] ehh... koala bear?
[last stuffed animal given to you] dont remember
[rubber] latex, make it thin please
[boba] sooo fobby. expensive and tastes like shit
[fruit] need to eat more
[vegetables] they alrite
[computer games] i need more RAM so i can play more of them
[aim] on too much
[sky] lopez
[was] a winner
[oh] crap
[termites] pesty muthafucks
[fleas] in red hot chili peppers
[god] this sucks
[brb] ok
[tattoos] doubt that i'll ever go thru with it
[piercings] what for
[in odd places] sex?
[I’m in deep] shit
[I love] you
[I like] money
[I hate] work
[I am] in deep shit
[I am taking this quiz because] i'm wasting hella time as usual
[While taking this quiz, I’m neglecting] my group project that's due at 8pm tomorrow.

[If I was ____, I would be]
[high] acting laid back, while my perception of everything would be at slow 2X.
[an actor] myself???
[an actress] ummmm iono. Kim Delaney?
[a song] Everything's Not Lost - Coldplay
[a movie] Glory
[book] LOTR trilogy
[a drink] gin n juice
[food] burritos
[cartoon] clone high
[one of your parents] mom

[What/Who makes you]
[laugh] my homies
[cry] parents
[smile] ehhh.... taking a long crap?
[frown] going to class
[glare] .
[stick your tongue out] &*(&(*^)
[scream] ?
[sing] alcohol

[Choose one]
[coke or pepsi] coke
[corn or spinach] spinach
[boba or juice] juice
[candy or fruit] candy
[best friend or significant other] other most of the time
[right or left] right
[gold or silver] silver
[beer or wine] beer
[rose or carnation] rose
[red or yellow] red
[a or b] a
[one million dollars or one million friends] money please
[yourself or your significant other] in what context?
[great college far away from your parents and VERY expensive or good college somewhat nearby that is affordable] fucka school, that shits overrated
[fruit or veggie] veggie
[friends or family] family
[wealth or happiness] happy happy joy joy
[me or you] me, nigga please, YOU?

Fri, 14 Mar 2003 05:26:13 GMT

oh.... also, UCLA's mens basketball team, which was 9-18 this season, first losing season in FIFTY-FIVE YEARS, upset the #1 team in the nation, Arizona, tonight. HAHAHAHAHHA... if UCLA is able to win the Pac-10 tourney, we could still be in the NCAA tournament! Go Steve Lavin!

Fri, 14 Mar 2003 05:23:54 GMT

well, here's a random thought... i graduated from UCLA like last fall..., its now been like 6 months after graduation. My UCLA email address 'wlam@ucla.edu' still works!!! ahhahahaha... they took my ID card (so no memento) but i still got my damn email! So email me at the UCLA address!

Party on BART

Thu, 13 Mar 2003 08:32:13 GMT

cheesyfosheezy: i was on BART
cheesyfosheezy: so many weird thigns tonight
cheesyfosheezy: first
cheesyfosheezy: the BART train operator was on crack
cheesyfosheezy: sounding HELLA jolly and enthusiastic
cheesyfosheezy: you'd think it was 9am, not 11pm
cheesyfosheezy: then three gay white boys
cheesyfosheezy: smelt like shit
cheesyfosheezy: then at powell station
cheesyfosheezy: a whole trainload of mexicans got on
cheesyfosheezy: with soccer jerseys
HeyHeySteevay: hahaha, you should blog this
HeyHeySteevay: it sounds like it should be part of a music video
cheesyfosheezy: partying hella loud in the train all the way till the end of the line
cheesyfosheezy: shouting "VIVA LA MEXICO!"
cheesyfosheezy: VIVA AMERICA!
cheesyfosheezy: CINGAS!
cheesyfosheezy: blabh blha blha
cheesyfosheezy: "AEEI AEEEI AEIEEEI
cheesyfosheezy: hahaha
cheesyfosheezy: all the white folk in the train were scared
cheesyfosheezy: i'm lazy
cheesyfosheezy: so i'm just gonna copy and paste this convo in my LJ

more quizzes... damn, am i really this fucking bad?

Wed, 12 Mar 2003 07:00:53 GMT

anti-social

Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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quizzes

Wed, 12 Mar 2003 06:51:25 GMT

You're ice! You can be very cold and distant and you are NOT a people person. You're pretty mean but you can be nice...to a select few.

What element are you?

Making people as lost as myself

Wed, 12 Mar 2003 05:59:08 GMT

hmm.. i was just at the gas station, and this mexican dude came up to me, and asked if i spoke spanish. He needed directions to the 580 fwy (east or west, i dont know which) and it was sooo hard to communicate. Man.. maybe i shoulda paid more attention in junior high. I hope that they end up getting to where they were going.. if they take 580 the wrong way, they're gonna end up in Los Angeles. Oh yeah, afterwards, i realized that the directions that i gave them were much more complicated than they had to be. I coulda just told em, "go straight and look for sign on your left." instead, i said, "straight, right, left." great... now i feel guilty for leading people astray.

Mon, 10 Mar 2003 07:12:57 GMT

Mon, 10 Mar 2003 07:04:32 GMT

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Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:56:51 GMT

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Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:56:15 GMT

hahahaha

peep this:

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Cal States.... fucking DUMB

Sun, 09 Mar 2003 08:42:38 GMT

Ok, woke up at 7am this morning... to get to a 8.30 am test at SFSU... called the JEPET (junior english proficiency test) don't ask me why i gotta take it, i just do. Plus it cost me $20. K, so i went to bed at 3 am, so i wasn't in the best of moods. I sit down to write my essay, and its not too bad... just bullshit on why gambling is good or bad. We have 90 minutes to do the essay. I finish this shit within 45 minutes, and I ask the proctor, can I leave? The proctor asks some other lady, who comes in and writes me a note that says "you leave, i void your test".. i was like what the fuck??? I asked, "can i read a book?" she replies, you can put your head down. I was like , fuckin bitch!!!! I'M DONE. FORTY FIVE MINUTES, i just sit there fuming. So i was like fuck it, wrote these punk ass bitches what i thought of their state bureaucracy on my "scratch paper" i'm sure they'll read it. I was thinking of writing that shit in my actual blue book, but those hos might have "graded" it and failed my ass, thereby wasting even MORE of my time. goddamn. Cal state advantages.. small class sizes, if you take the initiative, you can learn from your profs, who arent necessarily idiots like the regular staff. Fucking bitch. Die slow ho.

Today's Events

Fri, 07 Mar 2003 05:25:10 GMT

Uh.... regret of the day: eating three krispy kreme donuts.. i had an urge for a donut... but three of them was a bad idea. I gotta cut out the damn impulsiveness... one wouldve been enough.

Strange thing too, I was at albertsons, and in front of me in line was this big white boy who looked hella familiar. I realized I used to work with him at Lucky's (albertsons) as a bagger, like freakin six years ago when i was still in high school. I wasnt' staring at him, but i noticed this fool was looking at me. So he turns to me and goes "hey, did you used to work at luckys?" I'm like, yeah, your names Dan, huh? How the hell did i remember his name? WHY do i remember his name? Damn, wasted memory, thats why i dont do as well in school.... anyhow, bs bs, whatchu up to , job market sucks, etc. Ok, then i pay for my donuts, and ask the checker for $2 cash back. The dude behind me is all "two dollars? just two dollars? not ten dollars???" i'm like, dude, i need to pay toll for tomorrow. Whats the big deal?? Checker says, yeah my son would do somethign like that. He doesnt like to gamble either.. she told him to put a $1 down, her son did, and won $2,000. Go figure. Aint that some fucked up shit... How'd that white boy recognize me anyhow? I got my asian afro all grown out now..

SNOWBOARDING @ NORTHSTAR

Wed, 26 Feb 2003 06:30:31 GMT

so yeah, today went up to northstar with homie brian... i didn't really expect to go, cuz of the rainy weather. Anyhow, get up at like 7:30... get to northstar at about 12pm. Northstar is a big ass resort in Lake Tahoe, pretty much more for skiers than boarders. But its a nice resort. My goal today? To fricking learn how to turn to my toe-side, meaning i gotta learn how to go left. We go on an intermediate run, and its not going well. Then we find an "easy" rated trail, and its hella long. I start gettin it, FINALLY. You have to understand, i've taken up this snowboarding hobby since 2000, so this is my FOURTH SEASON. I've probably gone ten times now, and just today, I FINALLY can turn both left and right, and brake. Oh yeah, i did fall, and now i'm going a lot faster, so the falls are crazier. This one fall, my arm was in the air, and I heard my neck pop hella loud. Wtf?? my neck doesnt hurt though.. the balls of my feet were hella hurtin though, from tryin to get up on my toes to go left. I dunno... i'm hella happy. This is something i've been trying to get better at for hella long, and i've finally made a significant break thru. Plus, the trip was cheap, i just paid for gas and diner... which was what, $30??? didnt use my car, didnt pay for lift tickets, thats fine by me!!!

Bitin off Steven

Mon, 24 Feb 2003 07:40:15 GMT

ok, i dont update much... and right now, i'm updating to avoid homework. So to borrow off steven's older entry:

Full Name: Wayne
DOB- 09151979
Sex: Male

1) What, if any, nicknames do you have? a wing, obob
2) What is your race or nationality? canto
3) What is your height? 5'9"
4) What is your weight? 170
5) What is your shoe size? *takes off shoe* 8.5
6) What is your place of birth? San Francisco
7) Where did you grow up? Berkeley/Hayward
8) What is your current occupation? Student/Fuckin Lazy Bum
9) Name your favorite: band, TV show, album, flavor/taste, car, author, flower, movie, food, singer, fruit, book, color, actress, cologne, cartoon, song, magazine, drink, number, actor, perfume, animal? Coldplay/The Vines, ESPN, Guadalajara Burritos, too many to list, Tolkien, venus fly trap, too many to list, guadalajara burritos/moms cookin/cheap filling food, lionel richie?, orange, shades of blue,helen hunt, insense ultramarine, looney tunes.. classic, ehh.. too many, again, sports illustrated, orange juice, 69, ed norton/kevin spacey, clinique happy on june, dogs
10) What is the one thing you would never do? umm.. kill myself?
11) What is the one thing you've never done, but want to? eh.. iono.
12) What is the first thing you notice on a person? what they face look like.
13) What one word would describe you best? LAZY
14) What are your morals? they change... at the moment, they're pretty loose.
15) Name 3 things you really don't like: punk ass bitches
16) What three things would you change in the world if you could? three things??? there's a lot more than three things that are wrong in this world
17) If you could only take three items to a desert isle, what would they be? a jet to fly my ass back home, june and some guadalajara burritos
18) What are three things that turn you on? tits, ass, no clothes.. jk... umm pretty face, slender bod, no gut
19) What are three things that turn you off? Bad oral hygiene, don't know how to dress, bad personality
20) What three places would you most like to travel to in the world? China, Japan, Mongolia
21) What three things would you most like to change about yourself, and why? Work ethic, height, metabolism. Why? Do you need to ask why?
22) Do you have any brothers and/or sisters? How many? yeah, a lil sister
23) Do you have a best friend? No, this aint high school no more.
24) Do you use illicit (illegal) drugs? haven't in a while
25) Do you smoke? umm.. i havent had a smoke for seven months now
26) Do you have any piercings? no.
27) Do you have any tattoos? No, but some may be put on in the future.
28) What do you feel your purpose in life is? i guess to make those who i care about happy
29) Describe the perfect man/woman: doesnt exist.. how can i describe?
30) Who do you think is the sexiest woman/man in the world? ehh...?
31) What do you look for in a person? can we get along??
32) Rate yourself from 1 to 10: currently, a 6.
33) Are you a romantic person? Said about me: "he's on and off."
34) What do you consider romantic? eh..., snowboarding, having a cabin to go back to and some good food.
35) Would you rather have a serious relationship, or a one-night stand? Well i've had the former, so i guess i'd have to try the latter.
36) Have you ever truly fell in love with someone? yes.
37) Do you ever look in the mirror and make funny faces? no.
38) What do you like to dress in? depends on the weather.
39) Say you were in a busy eatery/restaurant, what would you do if your friend/mate jumped up on the table, and began singing to you? start laughing, and put a dollar in her pants
40) Would you run 4 blocks nude for $100,000? shit, i'd do it for like $500
41) What are your hobbies? ahhahahahah... i can't say, police would be after my ass
42) Do you like to read? yeah
43) What types of books? fantasy (lotr kinda shit), sports magazines
44) What authors? you know.
45) Do you exercise? trying to
46) If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be? I agree with steven... myself with those three upgrades
47) Do you have an idol? no, had a couple role models, but i dont be straight up idolizing people
48) What types of music do you enjoy? alternative, older rap
49) What is your best memory? Your worst? Most memorable? ehh...
50) What was the nicest thing ever done for you? The worst? Nicest,... June drove to give me gas on stockdale hwy.. i couldn't beleive she was down to do that shit.
51) Do you have plans to go to college? oh yeah, i'm gonna milk this college thing for all its worth, to avoid gettin a fuckin job
52) Have you traveled anywhere? no, its pretty sad.
53) If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? I'd go to Shanghai, i heard its the shit
54) Have you ever been arrested? not yet...
55) If you could be an animal, which one would you be? a hamster, so i could be in my hamsters shoes for a day
56) Do you believe in a god? If so, who? Why? Kinda yeah.. i wanna have an afterlife, thats why
57) Do you believe in the supernatural? Yeah, and i hope they dont come around to fuck with me
58) What is your outlook on homosexuality/bisexuality? Its the persons choice.. just dont be hella flamboyant and shit about it, and its cool.
59) Have you ever been in love with someone that didn't love you? i guess thats a yes?
60) What, if any, phobias do you have? death.
61) What is your sexual orientation? I love women.
62) Have you ever been used? by guys by girls by friends? i guess all three

sick as a muthafucka!

Fri, 21 Feb 2003 05:45:54 GMT

Let's see... i got sick on wednesday morning. I woke up, and my throat was sore! I was like, what the fuck?? I guess I got this from June's sick roommate Ed. That fool was just coughin up the whole weekend... , i'm a piss in his drink next time i see him. Yeah, so Wednesday was pretty sucky.. I had a math quiz, and econ lab, and a finance midterm. Too sick to really care about them, so just got em' done. I'm sure i bombed the midterm, finished in 20 mins and strutted out. The idiots at state must've thought i was a freakin genius. Wait until they see who got the lowest test score. But on the reals though, I gotta start learning, cuz as Steven said, I AM paying for this shit. Which brings me to the point of how textbooks are the biggest ass fucking in the world.. i'm taking a retarded ass Excel class, this fucks want me to pay $124 for two stupid books. Its like sorry yo, i aint paying for that shit.. anyhow, tomorrow is friday. I should study... but more likely i'll be in davis and san francisco again.... by the way, wendy is gonna make me a piroshiki sometime soon, if y'all aint never had one, go find a place that serves them. They used to sell em at costco in the frozen section, but since nutritional info became law by the FDA, i havent seen them since. That should tell you how good they taste (taste and unhealthyness are negativly correlated.)

Ho ho ho!!!!

Sun, 16 Feb 2003 20:49:54 GMT

HAHAHHAHA, I now have a frickin diary... am i a girl???? YOU THINK YOU KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA, DO YOU? PUAHAHHAHA *blink blink* ok, anyhow, yeah. First thing is, tune in to Comedy Central, wednesday nights at 10.30 for CHAPELLE'S SHOW. That shit is fuckin hilarious.... errr... what else. well, I've only been awake for like 90 mins so yeah... check back later for developing events.